Chuck Norris Facts
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- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11…. a suicide.
- The quickest way to a Man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
