b’s mixed bag

อ่านคอมเม้นท์ประกอบด้วยจะฮามาก

via [Gizmodo]

If only the real Clippy had been this smart… huh huh

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สองสามวันนี้แทบจะเลิกอ่านบล็อก Tech ไปเลย เพราะมีแต่ข่าว iPhone จนจะอ้วกออกมาเป็นแอ๊ปเปิ้ลอยู่แล้ว (อ้วกออกมาเป็น iPhone ไม่ไหว แพงเกิน เป็นแอปเปิ้ลลูกจะไม่กี่ cent ไปก่อนละกัน) จนวันนี้อ่านเจออันนี้เข้า.. บ้าไปแร๊ว

[via Engadget]

ปีหน้าปีหนูนี่ไม่รู้จะทำไงกัน แต่ปีวัว ปีไก่นี่สแตมป์คงขายดีน่าดู

Stamps released in China to celebrate the Year of the Pig taste of sweet and sour pork…. When you scratch the front of the stamps, it smells of the popular chinese dish and when the back of the stamp is licked it tastes of the dish too.

[via BoingBoing]

From Drivl

4. Code is not three dimensional
Remember in “hackers” when the gibson is depicted as a three dimensional city that the hackers must navigate through? Bullshit! We may use a dash of color in our shell to make things a bit clearer, but last I checked my terminal app doesn’t require OpenGL. I’m working here, bitches - I’m not playing quake.

[via BoingBoing]

We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
This was a good time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I read it once and will read it agen
I learned much from this learned treatise.
I was content to note the content of the message.
The Blessed Virgin blessed her. Blessed her richly.
It’s a bit wicked to over-trim a short wicked candle.
If he will absent himself we mark him absent.
I incline toward bypassing the incline.

[from The Simplified Spelling Society]

ตัวเองไม่ได้ทำยังงี้หรอกนะ เพราะเลิกดูไปได้สักพักใหญ่แล้ว (ทนอึดอัดกับคำถามที่ไม่มีวี่แววว่าจะมีคำตอบไม่ไหวน่อ)

[via TVSquad]

หุๆๆ ท่าทางชาวสวีดิชจะคลั่งพี่ยุ่นพอควรเลยนะนี่ ทั้งชอบ hi tech ทั้งชอบ fashion

The “Kiss Me!” gown and suit was fabricated specifically for a Swedish couple from Indian silks of various colors, and wired up with “smart textile” technology (as seen in the Secret Message Glove) that transmits pre-written messages when the articles make contact. Although the scene was far from traditional, it mattered not to the Swedish lovebirds, and when the couple kissed after their endearing professions, the textiles sent secret messages to each of them that could only be discovered on the tiny displays hidden in not-so-public locations.

Haven’t heard of this? Read here and then come back to watch this much better explanation from the always hilarious John Hodgman.

[video via Gizmodo]